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I Hate My Boobs by jocund-slumber I Hate My Boobs by jocund-slumber
Trust me.

You have to buy clothes totally out of proportion to your size. You get unwanted attention. You get back and neck pains lugging these two fleshbags around.

If you want a boob job, go for a reasonable size like a C cup! I'd much rather have zero boobs than these monsters.
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FluidGirl82 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
I hate mine, too. And don't give me that horse pucky about "there's just more there for your guy to play with!" because, seriously, if anyone, ANYONE touches my breasts without permission (or if it's not accidentally), I will slap them silly.
Earthen-Arts Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I really fucking hate my size H cups... it's pure agony to run or even jog. i can't even hurry across the street because it hurts so much. 
AutumnaI Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel you, big boobs are the best xD 
NetherHeartz Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
It's hard carrying my stuff around all the time, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH IT HURTS TO JOG OR RUN! Another reason why I want to be a guy...but I can't D:
xxEmo-Cupcakes Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i know right
i'm 14 and it's really embarrassing how much unwanted attention you get especially from boys
and some say your blessed when you have a large chest i'm not proud to have them i friggen hate them
KeybladeMagicDan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
I Felt bad for you having pain with big boobs. 
qekkon Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Digital Artist
i hate my big boobs too, and the thing with my dysporia makes it more worse 
i would like being born male instead shit
CrazyClara Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Golly I'm 16 and a 38D cup,I REALLY hope they don't get any bigger!Because even now I have back and neck aches when I wake up and it's so hard to find good clothes.My mom says I should be grateful but that's only because she was an AA cup when she was 16 and she might be trying to live her dream life through me.
mujiin Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i just hope my boobs dont get bigger...
GhostOfTheEmptyGrave Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
Girls, as a guy I must say: you are all wonderful, busty or flat. Don't let your breasts be who you are, there's more in you than that even if people don't understand it. What you have to do is to stand up and say: "this is who I am and I love it". Stay strong, OK?
lane-saiyar Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014
Not if they cause pain
That's what breast reduction surgery is for.
lane-saiyar Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014
What if they're broke
How should I know?
yumethenekomata Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
i'm not that large(idk my exact size but smaller than d cup) but i hate the way it looks on tight shirts looks so disproportional cause i'm 5'3  and baggy shirts make me look fatter
NiftyNautilus Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
This is exactly why I don't go bungee jumping. (Aside from my fear of heights.) It's also why I didn't like being around my male classmates in middle school. I was teased all the time, and I felt so ugly. :(
ayame18 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I don't hate mine, I just wish I was an A cup again. I don't want large breasts. :(
kurohalca Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
OMG YES. I hate them. Makes it so much harder to crossplay, and I hate the idea of looking "womanly" or "curvy" or whatever. I'd much rather be mistaken for a boy than have a massive chest.
TickleMeElmo7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg, I HATE my boobs. Ugh, I am 16 and size 34E. I am 5.2 and weight 120, so i am not 'overweight' with big boobs. Terrible Terrible family gave me big boobs AND a big butt.
FinalFatalFail Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student Artist
O___O wow!
you know, before i came to this deviation i didn't know girls could have so much trouble with big boobs :/
But from what i read here, it actually sounds terrible to have big boobs.
I'm a guy and like big boobs sure, but its not fun if they hurt the girl who has them :C
I wish you best of luck with them
GrimmSouls Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I hear ya loud and clear -_- And finding bra's is such a pain! Many shops in my area don't have my size, ever. So I always have to buy out of my area >.< I have a small 30 inch under bust then an E cup and most stores only have E cup bras for over 34 under busts its really annoying >.<
oniamy Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
im 14 and i have REALLY big ones :/ they always gets in the way and gives me terrible back and neck pain and im failing gym because it hurts running if you understand what i mean :( its nice to see people with the same problem :3
Neko-Apocalypse Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Only 13.. and I'm a 38C ._.
Zeitraum-Blut Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
FinalFatalFail Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student Artist
O_O wow
Some might say you're blessed but from what i read here it must be terrible :C
MoonSpider95 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Student Writer
I actually use a chest binder to make myself smaller....I like to crossdress every now and then and boobs are a dead giveaway. (Transgenderness, ftw!)
BaconMagic Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012
I'm only 13 and I have C cups... I don't want to imagine how big they'll be in a few years.
Husky-Foxgryph Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Finally found this stamp,haha xDDD
Big boobs suxx,it's kinda uncomfortable ._.
Jc-92 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Personally IMO tits don't make the woman, When I see a girl I'm attracted to, its always the face and eyes that I find the most important, then of course personality takes precedence, without a good personality looks won't even matter
Boob jobs should be allowed only to those who have had breast cancer
SpeakThroughFingers Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I have average boobs and I wish they were smaller. :(
2pBlood1pArsenic Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My boobs are tiny. I'm a 34 B, and they look alot smaller...
mumoshi Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm only 13 and I'm 34 C.
Its like. What the hell. ._.
saystar Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
I was too when I was 13.

I wore a lot of baggy shirts.
mumoshi Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wear baggy shirts too. ._.
But its good to find someone who had the same experiences, right? C:
saffy10a Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...i'll buy them from yuo
XxfuzzyredbullxX Featured By Owner May 11, 2012  Student Digital Artist
good they get on my nerves but i dont wanna be flat chested
he11a-rad Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012
xD I had no idea my girlfriend commented on this.

xCherrySpirit Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
someone finally gets it! when i get older, i'm at least getting a reduction. because i know it's gonna get much worse.
ARoseWithoutThorns Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
FunSizedReesesCup Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mine don't hurt or anything, I just can't fit in any button up shirts.
Kittygirl7878 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011
I hate that too. I'm 13 and 36C (I feel that it's too much)
karlarei2003 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I hear THAT.
FullMetalZeldacat Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Hobbyist
Yeesh :/ Having big boobs must suck from what I hear. I have small boobs but, I still think they get in the way. I can't jump without them hurting sometimes!D:< What's so damn special about two lumps of fat and tissue on a chest!? Yeesh, I just hope they don't go all big and... Nevermind. -.- I feel bad for all the ladies/teens with large boobs:'( Well, anyway, nice stamp!
Icedroplet Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011
My friend has such enormous boobs. I thought she'd be proud but in reality she hates them. She once told me she had a hard time breathing when she lies down on her stomach.
ISolitude Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011

"I'd rather have something I know nothing about because the grass is always greener on the other side."

Not trying to be mean, but you did do that... xD

Wish this stamp wasn't brown.
Nina14Lee Featured By Owner May 21, 2011
oh god! how can anyone hate such a beautiful creatures! XD (don't throw flames on me please XD)
jollywrecker92 Featured By Owner May 20, 2011   Traditional Artist
With ya there. I hate my boobs. They're scary anyway! :fear:
Tamdrogynous Featured By Owner May 3, 2011
I wear a d-cup and I'm 16. It's horrible >:
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