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Snowed In The snow spattered every inch of exposed land. The ground was buried to one's waist, the only thing visible was white. White on the ground, white in the air. The man with white hair hidden under his Mickey Mouse-inspired earmuffs gripped the hand of his caramel darling wearing the distinctive ears of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.

It had been a beautiful day with snow glistening in the weak winter sun, and then the snow showers started again. This made the day even better, providing a fleeting backdrop to scenes of love. Soon enough, though, the soft flurries turned into a blizzard, and it was hard to find the way back to the cabin, even if it wasSnowed In by ~jocund-slumber

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*MihoAnsatsu: Eels? I think you mean RATS! XD RATMAN! :3
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*jocund-slumber: markin' territory!
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Journal Entry: Sun May 27, 2012, 1:10 PM

I got Mario Tennis Open for 3DS on Friday, and it is awesome! I love it when Nintendo and Camelot come together, and this is no exception!

I play as Waluigi, obviously. I still love the guy to bits!

When Waluigi wins, he does the tennis racquet guitar thing and then HIS EYES FLASH. I LOVED WALUIGI'S FLASHING EYES IN THE ORIGINAL MARIO TENNIS AND THEY ARE BACK!!!! I hate Boo. I also like how you can custom your Mii with themed kits and racquets with stuff you earn and then buy with money earned in the awesome minigames (I love Super Mario Tennis and the ringshot the best). I hate Boo.

I recommend it highly!

Also I'm getting a Wacom tablet tomorrow! My old tablet has run its course, and I figured I needed to upgrade.

s and

es,
Jocund~

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Mood: Sunny Mood
Listening to: Pretty Vacant- Sex Pistols
Playing: Mario Tennis Open
Eating: Cookie

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Teh poniehz have taken over.

Current Residence: Mello's pants
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Favourite cartoon character: Mello, Rainbow Dash
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*marioblade64 2 days ago

Thanks for visiting

*gallantmon8 May 11, 2012

I have returned.

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, or as it should be called ETERNAL LOVE

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*Llama-lady May 15, 2012

that makes no sense to her considering she wasn't aware of your fapping

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omg jocund1 is you! I found you! *like after a week of not even carying about DA* How you been? I miss you guys I have fallen on a terrible fate and just whant to see my friends again

How you been?

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*birthdays Feb 5, 2012

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

On behalf of the *birthdays team, I sincerely apologise that your greeting has arrived late this year.

We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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Happy Birthday!!! Here's a little something I drew for you [link]

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